Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Christmas memories

A few of my favorite one liners from some of the best Christmas movies:

Christmas Vacation-

-WORSE? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We're at the threshold of hell.
-Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
-Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse. (had to clean that one up)
This is my favorite Christmas movie of all time. Chevy Chase is friggin hilarious.

Christmas Story-

-Fra geee ley, that must be Italian.
-He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
-You'll shoot your eye out
-It's a leg

This movie never disappoints I watch it over and over during Christmas. In fact there is a station that shows it none stop for 24 hours, good times.

I can't wait to grab a drink, some desserts and settle in for a night of Christmas movies.


Schoen Shenanigans said...

Girl I am right there with ya..
How about this one:

Clark: Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Eddie: Naw, I'm doing just fine, Clark.

I cant wait to snuggle up on the couch and watch 24 hours straight of A Christmas Story!!

Tracy said...

We spend every Christmas day in our PJs watching Christmas movies, and you've listed two of the many we watch. We also watch Elf, The Grinch who stole Christmas (with Jim Carrey) and this year's addition, Fred Clause. :)

The Montgomery Clan said...

We watch Christmas Vacation every year on Christmas Eve. My sister's ringtone for my dad is the part where Clark spouts off all those names for his boss after he doesn't get a bonus. It's a Stenn family must.

Merry Christmas!